Dick Cheney died today. I’ve hated that man for over twenty years. My initial reaction to the news was something like: Fuck him. Motherfucker sent me to fuck up a buncha brown people’s lives just so his buddies could make a buck. I’m glad he’s dead. I don’t remember exactly when I put it all…

In the winter of 1999, I was a few weeks into my Army job training in Aberdeen, MD, when I called home one day  to have my step mother ask me for help. She had just bought a domain for the business she wanted to start, and needed some information on how websites worked. Me,…